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[Nyan Cat FLY!]

Meow, Meow, Mah-Meow

I am sure this concept has been done a thousand times over, but, I just want to say, the game reminds me of this old Atari game called 'Fast Food'. Of course, in it, you eat junk food and avoid other foods. Both Fast Food and this have nothing more to them than a score, but both are silly and enjoyable.

I swear though, the music begins to sink into the back of the mind as an omnipresent sound. At first it is troubling, but, after awhile, it is hardly noticeable as through our minds learn to accept it. The horror..

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

"Wait a minute, where are my cheesy snacks? NOOO!"

I didn't think that this master piece was what you have been working on all this time. I just spent the last two hours playing this awesome game! It's like a mixture of Evil Genius with a City Of Villains theme and StarCraft music, not to mention your own touch of magic. Minion comments were quite the laugh, Henchmen one-liners were funny much like that of those in Evil Genius, and, all though I didn't unlock the last three, the patsies were all around silly guys. All the NewGrounds easter eggs were great to point out too. All around, NICE!

[Portal: The Flash Version]

I'm happy with cake..

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive

[Shuman's HC]

Simple Yet Funny

Other people are just mad that it is not in their language. I enjoyed it, and I do not speak the language in the game. Overall I thought it was a funny game to play.

[Anime 101]

Hey I have that song

You know you didn't have to make it a game. It could have been counted as a movie.

[Flashcraft - TD]

Well it's a total rip off of playing a Def

Wow, I was amazed that you made it so realistic! The tile editor tipical of Forge or ScmDraft2. It wasn't even a StarCraft game! And how is contained relistic lag. It was quiet complex built game I give you that. But people the play this, just buy StarCraft with brood War or WarCraftIII with Frozen Throne. It's free online with a ton of games better then tis.

[::Castle::]

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I don't believe this was made by aromor games..

[Medival War]

Sucked

Plus, it's just like Storm the House at additing games.

Tiinusen2 responds:

what do you mean thanx for the vote zero u chould know better. i think you just saw the game but you didnt really played it bad style

[Fear Unlimited Full Edit]

Too Easy

It's a great game and all, but it's way too easy.

[King of Buttons]

Fantastic Game!

Got boring but funny. I was just wondering what album that Chemical Brothers track was from because I got a S*IT load of their CDs, mostly Singles, and I never heard that one before.