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[Pleasure Island 3]

An AMAZING Installment!

I cannot recall the last time I have laughed this hard so consecutively. I was on the floor when the Walrus-Crab chased Manny off into the woods. This entry also has great improvements in animation and colors. Well done, good sir!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much!

[Don't Sleep, Robby!]

Awesome work, as always.

Plus, I can relate to it.
Every time I mess myself up on what time I go to bed, I usually pull an 'all-nighter' to fix it, and then stay awake the following day. Although, going to sleep at midnight is not the best idea because you will over sleep the following day. However, the cartoon would not be as funny as it was if you had took this advice.

Anyway; I enjoyed all the angles, the smooth animation, the music, the vocal work, and your little, almost missable, quick philosophical whispers. John's plans were fun, and the dream was stunning. Keep up the great work!

Let's hope this year will be more productive like you stated in the scrapbook with the ideal releases for the next cartoons.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yeah, I sure hope I can finish and release more. Last year saw a few releases, but so many of them were like collab contributions, especially Telefrancais taking up all those months... I was beat by the time it was over, and I didn't even have much to show for it. I hope to at least release like two or three more animations before the year is over with. Time will tell, I suppose. Thanks for the compliments!

[Serial Environmentalist]

Matzerath Lives!

Doing a little recycling, Matzerath? I was kind of hoping you would throw something new at us. Non-the-less, this is still as funny as the first time I saw it on your site. I like all the shading and after effects.

Matzerath responds:

Well, I have several cartoons on my site that I haven't posted here yet ... though I'm doing a new version of the 'Greg and Phil the Mutants' one!

[Day in the Life - Cthulhu]

Ha, company..

I thought it would end with Cthuluhu getting his head bashed in with the boat...

He waited a vigintillion years just to get a boat to the head!

Battosai810 responds:

I unfortunately didn't have enough time to get my background artist to draw another background for the water, so I had to skip the part where the ship goes through Cthulhu's head.
Thanks for watching!

[Siblings Untitled 01]

Hey Rob, I found the secret message!

I also found a clickable skeleton in your bedroom window.
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Unless that's Johnny's bedroom window.
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I don't know, I think it's Johnny's room. His room is much nicer than yours.
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I'm sorry, it's just that your room's a mess. What, with all the crap on your walls.
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I just get the feeling your on the ground floor.
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So it must be John's bedroom window.
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This isn't a review at all!
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Scrolling down more...
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Did I successfully waste your time, now?
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I loved the cartoon!

Bobert-Rob responds:

Actually, Danny lives in the upper area of the house. Johny's downstairs too, but across the hall... sort of. Not that it matters or anything though.

[SexyBarnaby]

Uh, I can't even rate this...

Wow, nothing for a year, and then this? Wow... And you deleted Casey Get Lucky, or whatever it was called. I'm guessing they broke up or something... I am a loyal fan of your older stuff, but I can't give this a good rating. Just like everyone else here is say, it is pretty gay all over. Anyway, I hope that Barnaby's message touches someone (lol). Scary stuff...

MasterNinjaDan responds:

man, males are not meant to watch this, its specifically for the lady's, I don't wanna look homosexual are anything , show a female and see what happens, her head will explode with sexual desire, ;)

[D**k Attack]

Newgrounds Humor!

Ya know, I was one of the many that saved the original. If I could, if I was there, I would have tried to be one of the many that saved this one too! Awesome job!

BurningBunnies responds:

Thanks a lot my saviour! :D

[The Sun]

It's a gigantic nuclear furnace

Pretty educational, if I wasn't already a huge They Might Be Giants fan. Semi-all right job. You need to either talk louder into your mic, or put it closer to your mouth.

Devronator responds:

Thanks. Yeah, i realized the audio was pretty soft. I don't have a microphone right now, I'm stuck with the one built into my laptop. I should probably invest in one.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.2]

I KNEW IT!

Great extention/finisher to your story. I KNEW that that robot, or cybrog, was going to be on the ship at the end. I guess we've both seen Big Trouble In Little China Town too much! Or any great action/horror movie for that matter. Nice work!

Mottis responds:

Thanks Haha sorry, but I've never heard of that movie. I might check it out, who knows.

[Akira the Don - Hypocrite]

When We Were Young!

Richard from Illinois: That was awsome. I was kind of hoping that the next video was Oh! (What A Glorious Thing) or BOOM! (Smash Stuff). Hypocrite is still the bomb, and I thought it was funny that instead of swearing that it was the single version and just had the puffing.

Wonchop responds:

Teeing, lol