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Recent Movie Reviews


DKYSY Demo DKYSY Demo

Rated 0 / 5 stars

It sounds pretty dope, but this section of Newgrounds is for your animations. Your submission looks like you used samples from various other people's work.



Define Shitting Define Shitting

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well done, sir.



Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody Jenny XJ9 Adult Parody

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DAZZLING!

You have done it again, Zone. You made a parody too funny for anyone to get off on. Jaw dropping work though. Your efforts in animation continue to astound me, and the artwork and colors are just as good as ever. AWESOME STUFF!


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Recent Game Reviews


Nyan Cat FLY! Nyan Cat FLY!

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Meow, Meow, Mah-Meow

I am sure this concept has been done a thousand times over, but, I just want to say, the game reminds me of this old Atari game called 'Fast Food'. Of course, in it, you eat junk food and avoid other foods. Both Fast Food and this have nothing more to them than a score, but both are silly and enjoyable.

I swear though, the music begins to sink into the back of the mind as an omnipresent sound. At first it is troubling, but, after awhile, it is hardly noticeable as through our minds learn to accept it. The horror..


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Mastermind: WC Mastermind: WC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"Wait a minute, where are my cheesy snacks? NOOO!"

I didn't think that this master piece was what you have been working on all this time. I just spent the last two hours playing this awesome game! It's like a mixture of Evil Genius with a City Of Villains theme and StarCraft music, not to mention your own touch of magic. Minion comments were quite the laugh, Henchmen one-liners were funny much like that of those in Evil Genius, and, all though I didn't unlock the last three, the patsies were all around silly guys. All the NewGrounds easter eggs were great to point out too. All around, NICE!


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Portal: The Flash Version Portal: The Flash Version

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I'm happy with cake..

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science

we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there's no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
so I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

and believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you are dying I'll be still alive
and when you're dead I'll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive


Recent Audio Reviews


Squidhunting Manwhore Squidhunting Manwhore

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A Song Best Fit For Fernando's Antics

Reused for Ask Raptor Jesus I see, but it's still equally funny. I have it stuck in my head like the chorus to a song, but not the beat. It's just those Ohs and Ahs slightly overlapping each other in a constant loop running through my head.


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Use Your Freakin Head!!! Use Your Freakin Head!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That's what I'm talking about!

Man you did that fast. It was indeed most excellent, even though nothing can compare to the Livin' On A Landmine reversion of Use Your Head, but still really well done. There was something I didn't like about it, but the backround synth has made me forget what it was. Nice work!



For Pete's Sake! For Pete's Sake!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice Tribute To Hasselhoff

A most excellent version of Tribute To Hasselhoff! It still contains the classic beat to the song just now with your own added gest. It also still gives that feeling of being in space as you are in the game. The only bad thing I could say is it needs to be fixed for a loop at the end not an ending in itself. Hey, if your ever in the mood to do more EWJ songs, could your next one be a version of Use Your Head?


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Lino responds:

Thanks for the 10! And yeah I will make a version of USE YOUR HEAD. :)

Recent Art Reviews


Zombie Bust Zombie Bust

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Quite impressive, Dan.

The collar bone looks a little too painted onto the body. Other than that though, not bad at all.


MasterNinjaDan responds:

Thank you.


Puppet Master Puppet Master

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, my. Yes!

Fantastic work of both Blade and Pinhead! Their unliveliness takes me back to the original movies. The ones I fell in love with before Retro, Legacy, or Versus. It makes for a great background too! Well done!



Scribble of Gareth Scribble of Gareth

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Don't Stick Your Tongue Out At Me

Reminds me of the Scanner Darkly movie.

It is totally sick!


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